George Bush goes to a primary school to talk to the kids to get a little
PR. After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand
and George asks him his name.

“Stanley,” responds the little boy.

“And what is your question, Stanley?”

“I have 4 questions:

First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?
Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?”
Fourth, why are we so worried about gay-marriage when 1/2 of all Americans
don’t have health insurance?

Just then, the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies that
they will continue after recess.

When they resume George says, “OK, where were we? Oh, that’s right,
question time. Who has a question?” Another little boy puts up his hand.
George points him out and asks him his name.

“Steve,” he responds.

“And what is your question, Steve?”

“Actually, I have 6 questions.

First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?
Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?
Fourth, why are we so worried about gay marriage when 1/2 of all Americans
don’t have health insurance?
Fifth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?
And sixth, what the hell happened to Stanley?”

カテゴリー: ニュース

1件のコメント

squld · 2007-06-08 16:51

頑張って読んでみたけど、どこが面白いのかわからんかった。
面白さの肝はドラクエの村長さんみたいな感じ?

村長「村を救ってください。」
勇者「いいえ」
【ビシャ~!(雷の落ちる音)】
村長「よく聞こえませんでした。ところで、村を救ってください。」
勇者「いいえ」
【ビシャ~!(雷の落ちる音)】
村長「よく聞こえませんでした。ところで・・・」
(「はい」と答えるまで無限ループ)

アメリカ人の笑いのツボはいまいち理解できないのかも。

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